Another awesome season is about to dawn up thanks god
First of all YES, it has been quiet here this summer but not a qwuiet summer.
but a summer of turbulence, mutiny. Turgid awakenings in the offseason's shorts.
I cant even bring myself yet to speak his name!!
It is the big pink elephant in the corner of the room that everyone is pretending isnt there, and this time that elephant isnt Jahidi White air drying his naked body, standing between Jeremy Schapp and thre exit, or Steve Buckhantz waking in the sun clutching at his mesh sirt, a 'DAGGER' at his lips. But dont worry fanzzz, We will have the INCITES of our lives to make on THAT soon ,
But now we embrace the new season!!! it opens like the skin of a late summer onion.
The signs are everywhere.
Wes Unseld being removed from the locker room, his offseason home. The new freshfaced MCI interns sent in to pull down his "mock draft boards": assembled from anxiety medicine precriptions scotch-taped to the showerstall, sweeping up the nail clippings and the grey teeth and gummy nachos and the torn out pages of "WHo Moved My Cheese" with the words "exterminate the brutes" scrawled in the margins.
And the interns sweep with broken hearts, to see their hero this way. Because Washington Basketball steals the innocents of the world like the old french whore with the twisted wig sleeping next to you this morning, a half-eaten cheese crepe upon her wheezing chest.
Two hot pockets, now horribly cold despite the new sun.
The players are arriving in their noisy SUVs. Michael Ruffin has a shiny new bus pass hanging in an ID holder around his neck! PJ Ramos looks like he is recovering well from his massive offseason stroke. Everyone admires Constable Hayes in his new tweeds. Coach Jordan so fresh from the barber, the ink hasnt even dried.
And the interns are slowly drifitng back to the headquarers at Circuit City Herndon.
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